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Make a bold statement with this unapologetic design! Featuring the iconic phrase, "YOU ARE NOT ALIVE TO PLEASE ANY OF THESE motherfuckers," this piece is perfect for those who live life on their own terms. Whether you're breaking the mould or just done with the drama, wear it proudly and let the world know exactly where you stand. Unstoppable, unbothered, and undeniably you!
| Style | T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck, Hoodie |
|---|---|
| Color | WHITE, HEATHER GREY, HEATHER CHARCOAL, HEATHER ORANGE |
| Size | Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Return Policy: Because No One's Perfect (Except... Maybe Our Tees)
Hey there, fabulous customer! Need to switch up your tee? No biggie, we've got your back. Here's the lowdown:
If we messed up (oops, a flaw!), we'll totally cover the return shipping.
If it's just not your vibe, you'll need to ship it back to us. We know, it's a bummer, but it will keep our small biz thriving!
We only do exchanges, no refunds—because everyone deserves a second chance (and a third, and a fourth...).
Make sure to snag a Return Authorization Number (RAN) from us before sending anything back. Think of it as your VIP pass to a smooth exchange.
Got questions? Give us a shout! We're here to help.
Ohhhh hey..... no charge-backs, please. We all know free tees are tempting, but let's keep it fair and square! I promise... we have plenty of giveaways!
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