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Add a little humor to your wardrobe with this hilarious design featuring a quirky rooster and the phrase, "I don’t fart, I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a scream." Perfect for those who love to keep things lighthearted and fun, this piece is a great conversation starter and makes a fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor! Comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to bring a smile.
Fit, Feel & Fabric Details
Available in multiple color options so you can pick your vibe.
Unisex fit — your new favorite oversized everyday tee
Printed on a soft and comfy Tultex shirt, right here in Berwick, PA
Professionally printed (no cheap vinyl here)
Super soft, lightweight, and ready for all the cozy vibes
Fit + feel
True to size for a relaxed fit
Size up for that extra comfy, oversized look
Soft, breathable fabric you’ll want to live in
Perfect for
Everyday wear
Spring and summer outfits
Layering under flannels or cardigans
Anyone who loves good energy
Care instructions
Cold wash recommended
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
| Style | T-shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck, Hoodie |
|---|---|
| Color | White, Heather Grey, Heather Charcoal, Heather Orange |
| Size | Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
Return Policy: Because No One's Perfect (Except... Maybe Our Tees)
Hey there, fabulous customer! Need to switch up your tee? No biggie, we've got your back. Here's the lowdown:
If we messed up (oops, a flaw!), we'll totally cover the return shipping.
If it's just not your vibe, you'll need to ship it back to us. We know, it's a bummer, but it will keep our small biz thriving!
We only do exchanges, no refunds—because everyone deserves a second chance (and a third, and a fourth...).
Make sure to snag a Return Authorization Number (RAN) from us before sending anything back. Think of it as your VIP pass to a smooth exchange.
Got questions? Give us a shout! We're here to help.
Ohhhh hey..... no charge-backs, please. We all know free tees are tempting, but let's keep it fair and square! I promise... we have plenty of giveaways!
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